2006 midterm elections

"Tomorrow, you're all gonna wake up in a brave new world where the Constitution will get trampled on by an army of terrorist clones created in a stem cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags, where tax and spend Democrats take all your hard earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants… oh and everybodys HIGH!" - from the Colbert Report

it sounds like im about to venture onto the ride of my life...